Ladies: It’s OUR turn to get the last laugh!

Ever loved a short dick bastard who thought his Tic-Tac-sized dick was the next best thing next to Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream and/or sex with his brother who had the BIGGER dick in the first place anygotdayumway?!?!

If you’ve answered, “HELL YES!! And I don’t know why I put up with that minuscule member for as long as I did!! And now I can’t stand him and want to put his puny-petered ass ON BLAST!!!!!!!

Well…thanks to me, the fine mind behind Horrible Adorable: YOU HAVE THE CHANCE!

Ever took a cell phone pic of it because your eyes were surprised by the lack of size?

Ever asked him to send you a pic just for the pure entertainment of giggles and shits?

Well, don’t be a Stingy Stacy (or Stason…depending on how YOU get down!): SEND ME THE PICS!!!!

Along with his INITIALS, CITY and STATE of RESIDENCE, and how long you put up with that UTTER BULLSHIT!

horribleadorable@gmail.com

Feel free to share a short story about your experience with his silly string; maybe the first time you realized just exactly how HORRIBLE and/or ADORABLE it was!

Every week a new HORRIBLE ADORABLE pic will be posted!

So…come on, ladies: PUT HIS PETER TO SHAME!!!!!!!

And if you’re too shy to pop it off, allow me.